The curtain is about to fall on the WNBA’s 28th season, and let’s be honest, it’s been The Caitlin Clark Show all year long. From the draft, where 2.4 million people tuned in (because, obviously, who wouldn’t want to watch history in the making?), to breaking All-Star viewership records, Clark has been more popular than a free pizza giveaway on game night. But tonight’s finale? Oh, this is where it gets wild!
The Washington Mystics, with their 13-26 record, are hanging by a thread, desperately clinging to the faint hope of sneaking into the playoffs. But guess who stands in their way? Yep, none other than Caitlin “The Clutch” Clark and the Indiana Fever, who are looking to finish their season with a bang at 20-19. And if you thought the Fever would waltz into the Mystics’ cozy Entertainment & Sports Arena, think again! They’ve been kicked out in favor of the Capital One Arena, where more than 20,000 fans are ready to watch Clark drop dimes and drain threes like she’s playing NBA 2K on easy mode.
The “Clark Effect” Strikes Again
In a storyline straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, the Mystics have been forced to shift venues for the second time this season, thanks to—you guessed it—Caitlin Clark. Earlier this year, they had to do the same song and dance, moving to Capital One Arena when Clark and the Fever rolled into town, and guess what? They sold out! Yup, the largest WNBA crowd in 17 years showed up, and it was so packed, you could practically hear fans in the nosebleeds yelling, “Is that Caitlin down there?!”
The Fever are looking to lock in their best record since they won the championship in 2012. Meanwhile, the Mystics need a win, plus about a thousand other things to go their way, including the New York Liberty taking down the Atlanta Dream (which, let’s face it, is pretty likely) and the Chicago Sky pulling off some kind of miracle against the red-hot Connecticut Sun. I mean, at this point, the Mystics’ playoff chances are about as solid as a wet paper towel. But hey, never say never!
Records? Clark’s Got Plenty – But One More Would Be Nice
Caitlin Clark’s got more records than a 90s DJ. Most points, assists, and three-pointers by a rookie? Check. First rookie in WNBA history with a triple-double? Check—she did it twice, just because one triple-double isn’t flashy enough. Most assists in a game? You betcha. But here’s the kicker: she’s on the verge of breaking Sabrina Ionescu’s record for the most three-pointers in a single season. Clark has already sunk 120 treys this season, and she needs just nine more to make history.
Now, if she hits nine threes tonight, she won’t just break the record—she’ll shatter it like it was made of glass. Oh, and let’s not forget, her personal best for threes in a single game? Seven. The team she set that against? The Washington Mystics. The arena where it happened? Capital One Arena. And now, she’s back for an encore performance. Coincidence? I think not!
A Fever Dream of a Season
It’s not just about records for Clark and the Fever—they’ve got bigger fish to fry. With a win, they’ll notch their best record in 12 years, since their 2012 championship run. If the Mystics somehow manage to beat them, it would be the shock of the season—like seeing your grandma hit a half-court shot blindfolded. But let’s be real, with Clark leading the charge, the Fever have their sights set on making some serious noise in the playoffs, both home and away. If they get in, expect sell-out crowds wherever they go—because Clark isn’t just a player, she’s a walking, talking box office.
And for the Mystics? Well, at least they can say they had a front-row seat to witness greatness…again.
As the final whistle blows on this historic WNBA season, one thing’s for sure: the Caitlin Clark era has only just begun, and the league is in for one wild ride. Whether it’s draining threes, setting records, or just giving opposing teams a collective headache, Clark’s impact on the game is undeniable. So buckle up, because this Fever isn’t breaking anytime soon.