Here we go again! The NBA preseason is back, and it’s kicking off in style—by style, we mean desert glam in Abu Dhabi. Who would’ve thought the road to another chaotic NBA season would run through sand dunes and camels? But hey, it’s 2024, and nothing surprises us anymore. The Boston Celtics and Denver Nuggets will duke it out in the UAE, because apparently, even Nikola Jokic’s MVP swag looks better under an Arabian sunset.
Preseason Madness: The Matchup We Didn’t Know We Needed
Jayson Tatum and Nikola Jokic, the MVP and Mr. “I’m Cool Without Trying,” will be headlining this desert showdown. And guess what? It’s not just one game; it’s two games. Because when you fly halfway around the world, you might as well make it a double feature. Celtics fans are probably hoping Tatum packed more than his shooting arm—he’ll need sunscreen and maybe a camel-riding guide. Nuggets fans? They’re just praying Jokic shows up in something other than flip-flops.
Oh, and by the way, catch it on NBA TV or League Pass. But if you’re into online streaming (we know you are), hop over to YouTube and watch from the comfort of your couch, because flying to Abu Dhabi for preseason? Yeah, hard pass.
LeBron and Bronny: Making History in Palm Desert
Meanwhile, across the globe in California, something epic is brewing—LeBron James and his son, Bronny, will share an NBA court for the very first time. This will either be the ultimate father-son bonding moment or an awkward, “Dad, you’re embarrassing me” kind of vibe. Either way, this is what we live for in preseason—drama, legacy, and the sheer joy of watching LeBron be a dad… on a professional basketball court.
The Lakers will face the Timberwolves at Acrisure Arena, because nothing says “historic moment” like naming rights from an insurance company. Get ready to witness LeBron, the man who can’t seem to age, pass the torch—or at least dribble it alongside his kid. Grab your popcorn.
71 Games of Pure Chaos
And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got 71 more games to go, with the preseason running until October 18. It’s a full buffet of matchups you didn’t know you needed in your life. Will the Knicks finally look competent? (We can dream.) Will the Warriors’ vets remember they’re supposed to show up before the regular season? Stay tuned.
Mark your calendars, set your reminders, and if you’ve got NBA League Pass, prepare to let it drain your bank account for the next month. It’s time to embrace the organized chaos that is the NBA preseason. If you thought the offseason was crazy, you’re not ready for what’s about to happen next.
Key Preseason Matchups
Here are just a few games you absolutely can’t miss:
- Boston Celtics vs. Denver Nuggets – Oct. 4, 12:00 PM ET
- Timberwolves vs. Lakers – Oct. 4, 10:30 PM ET (LeBron & Bronny show, don’t be late)
- Warriors vs. Clippers – Oct. 5, 7:00 PM ET (because California loves to watch its teams battle it out)
Whether you’re watching for the LOLs, the potential breakout stars, or just to see who survives this basketball circus, the NBA preseason is the appetizer before the main course—get ready to feast.