In a move straight out of a demolition derby, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott decided it was time to say goodbye to his old Texas mansion — and did it with style, of course. Forget about selling it; he arranged for the whole thing to be destroyed as he preps for a fancy rebuild. Well, when you’ve just signed a $240 million deal, why not bulldoze a house like you’re in a rock ‘n’ roll video?
Prescott, 31, was spotted excitedly running toward the property just as a building digger took a giant swipe at the walls of his beloved mansion. Like a kid on Christmas, he couldn’t help but climb inside the machine for a moment—maybe he wanted to show them how it’s done. But before any DIY disasters could occur, he hopped back out, possibly after whispering some last-minute advice to the crew. “A little to the left, guys… that’s where the ugly wallpaper was!”
According to TMZ Sports, Prescott has already told his neighbors about his grand plans. He’s turning the site into a modern footballer’s paradise, probably complete with a trophy room (Super Bowl hopes, anyone?). Prescott is on a mission to give his Dallas Cowboys their first Super Bowl since the era of floppy disks—1996, to be precise. Apparently, destroying homes is just part of the master plan.
Ever the team player, Dak even paused his wall-smashing antics to pose for photos with the workers, making their day as they got to rub elbows with the Cowboys’ golden boy. And if that wasn’t wholesome enough, he was later spotted with his girlfriend, Sarah Jane, the mother of his first child. Imagine the family scrapbook: “Here’s Daddy tearing down a house!”
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On the field, Dak had a phenomenal 2023, racking up 4,516 passing yards, 36 touchdowns, and even throwing in 242 rushing yards for good measure. The Cowboys managed to snag the NFC East crown, their second since 2018. Prescott had Cowboys fans dreaming of ticker-tape parades, not home demolitions.
However, 2024 hasn’t been all roses and touchdowns for Dak. Despite his shiny new $60 million-per-year paycheck, the Washington Commanders have decided to crash the party, stealing the NFC East spotlight with a 4-1 record. Dak has thrown for 1,424 yards and eight touchdowns so far this season, but those four interceptions? Yikes. Thankfully, he’s still got his flair for drama, securing a last-minute 20-17 win over the Pittsburgh Steelers with a jaw-dropping final pass.
The season’s still young, though, and Prescott’s got both a new house and a Super Bowl on his to-do list. Let’s just hope the Cowboys’ season doesn’t end up like his mansion—crushed by a bulldozer.
