In a game that screamed “Caleb Williams Show,” the Chicago Bears found themselves caught in the crossfire of a Jacksonville Jaguars hurricane that blew through London. The Bears were on the wrong end of a 35-16 smackdown, where Williams put on a touchdown clinic, leaving Jaguars fans giddy and Bears supporters questioning their life choices.
Jaguars vs. Bears: London Got More Than Fish & Chips
The game kicked off with Jacksonville limping to a 3-0 lead in the first quarter—yes, you read that right, a whole three points! But then came the Bears, led by Trevor Lawrence, who at least managed to remind us why he’s got those golden locks, taking a 14-3 lead by halftime. It looked like a battle at first… until Caleb Williams remembered that he’s, well, Caleb Williams. The Jaguars quarterback unleashed the fury in the second half, throwing four touchdowns like he was playing Madden on Rookie mode.
Quarterbacks: Air it out or Sit Down
- Caleb Williams: 23-of-29, 226 yards, 4 TDs, 1 interception
- Trevor Lawrence: 23-of-35, 234 yards, 2 TDs, 1 interception
Williams threw his TDs with the kind of swagger that could make Tom Brady look like he’s missing something. Lawrence tried to keep up, but despite a respectable stat line, the Bears’ offense ultimately felt like a lawnmower trying to race a Ferrari.
Wide Receivers: Blink and You Missed ‘Em
While Caleb Williams was busy building his highlight reel, his receivers did their part in keeping the Bears’ defense dizzy. Gabe Davis snagged two touchdowns while Christian Kirk somehow managed to get just 39 yards—he was there, promise!
- Gabe Davis: 5 receptions, 45 yards, 2 TDs
- Christian Kirk: 3 receptions, 39 yards (no TDs, but hey, he tried)
The Bears’ receiving corps? Well, DJ Moore had 20 yards, and that’s pretty much all you need to know. Let’s just say the Bears receivers were running routes like they were auditioning for an interpretive dance show.
Tight Ends: The Unsung Heroes
The tight ends were where things got interesting. Evan Engram channeled his inner “catch everything” mode, snagging 10 passes for 102 yards. But, naturally, no TDs for him because apparently the end zone is cursed.
- Evan Engram: 10 receptions, 102 yards
- Cole Kmet: 5 receptions, 70 yards, 2 TDs (the Bears’ one shining star amidst the chaos)
Cole Kmet decided that, fine, if no one else is going to step up, he’ll do the heavy lifting. His two touchdowns were the equivalent of that one guy at the office who does all the work but still doesn’t get the credit.
Running Backs: Ground Game? What Ground Game?
Now, onto the ground game. D’Andre Swift, with his 91 rushing yards and a touchdown, tried to prove that running backs still matter in 2024. Meanwhile, Roschon Johnson decided to moonlight as a brick wall, finishing with a grand total of 8 yards. And Travis Etienne Jr.? Well, let’s not talk about his -1-yard performance—some things are better left unsaid.
- D’Andre Swift: 17 attempts, 91 yards, 1 TD
- Roschon Johnson: 5 attempts, 8 yards
- Travis Etienne Jr.: 3 attempts, -1 yard (yep, negative one)
Score Breakdown: A Tale of Two Halves
The Bears teased fans with a 14-3 halftime lead, but the Jaguars flipped the script in the second half, outscoring Chicago 28-2 (yes, two). It was like watching a train wreck, but one of those slow-motion ones where you’re wondering if it’s going to stop—and then, nope, just keeps going.
Box Score by Quarter:
- First Quarter: Jaguars 3, Bears 0
- Second Quarter: Jaguars 0, Bears 14
- Third Quarter: Jaguars 7, Bears 7
- Fourth Quarter: Jaguars 6, Bears 14
The Bears’ defense had as much resistance as a wet paper bag when it mattered most. And London? Well, they got a show that definitely wasn’t soccer, but hey, at least they had the drama.
Final Thoughts: Caleb’s Coronation in London
At the end of the day, Caleb Williams’ 4-touchdown rampage stole the show, as Trevor Lawrence and the Bears could only watch in awe (or horror). Jacksonville sent a message, loud and clear: The AFC better be ready because Caleb is coming.
For now, the Bears fly back to Chicago licking their wounds, while the Jaguars board their plane with a bounce in their step, knowing they’ve got a quarterback who can not only win games but also give defenses nightmares.