Who needs SNL when you’ve got Gabbie Marshall throwing shade at her former teammate, Caitlin Clark? The ex-Iowa Hawkeyes duo, known for their on-court wizardry and off-court camaraderie, recently shared a laugh over Clark’s ever-growing celebrity status. And what better way to cement that fame than endless reruns of TV commercials?
Clark, the human highlight reel of women’s college basketball, didn’t just lead the nation in scoring and assists—she dominated. With 3,951 career points (and probably enough assists to make Steve Nash jealous), she’s now the NCAA Division I all-time scoring queen. But apparently, her real claim to fame, according to Gabbie, is how she slays in her TV ads.
“Her Makeup’s All Done, Hair All Done… She’s a Star”
In a flashback to a Hawkeyes press conference from March 2024, Gabbie was asked about Clark’s newfound stardom, particularly her omnipresent State Farm commercial. With her trademark wit, Marshall dished:
“I like seeing her in the commercials. I like it when she has her makeup all done and her hair all done,” Gabbie said, clearly savoring the chance to poke fun at her teammate. “Sometimes it plays like ten times in a row during a game, though. I’m like, okay, Caitlin, we get it. You’re famous.”
And she’s not wrong. If you were watching March Madness, you probably saw more of Clark than your own reflection.
Hotel Room Comedy: When Ads Strike
Not to be outdone, Kate Martin, now a Seattle Storm rookie, chimed in with her own story.
“Me and Caitlin were just chilling in our hotel room, and boom—there she is, State Farm Caitlin, on TV. We couldn’t stop laughing,” Martin shared. “But honestly, it’s awesome. It’s not just about her—it’s about elevating women’s basketball and putting Iowa on the map.”
Let’s be real—when your casual night in turns into a mini viewing party of your roommate’s ad, you’ve officially made it.
Gabbie’s Got Jokes, But She’s Also Got Respect
Despite the teasing, Gabbie Marshall has nothing but admiration for Clark. In fact, she’s been Clark’s biggest cheerleader through thick and thin.
“I’ve seen the grind. Caitlin handles pressure better than anyone. If it were me? Oh, I’d be hiding under a blanket somewhere,” Gabbie quipped at a March Madness presser. “She loves her teammates, coaches, and this game so much—it just radiates.”
Marshall, who hung up her sneakers after the 2023-24 season to pursue a master’s degree at UNC, might be out of the game, but her friendship with Clark is stronger than ever.
From the Court to the Commercials—And Beyond
Caitlin Clark, meanwhile, is thriving in the WNBA after being picked by the Indiana Fever. Whether she’s dropping dimes on the court or starring in national ad campaigns, one thing’s clear: Clark’s star isn’t just rising—it’s blazing.
As for Gabbie? She’s already got a second career option lined up—comedic commentary. Somebody get her a podcast, stat.