Angel Reese, Chicago Sky’s rising phenom and TikTok’s favorite basketball queen, is as unapologetic off the court as she is fierce on it. Her latest moment of viral gold? A hilariously blunt rejection of comedian Funny Marco’s flirtatious antics during a lively exchange on her podcast, Unapologetically Angel. Spoiler alert: Short kings, she’s just not that into you.
The back-and-forth began innocently enough, with Marco steering the conversation into the treacherous waters of clickbait culture and phony internet narratives. But things took a side-splitting turn when Marco playfully suggested they could be the next “it” couple. His self-description as a “short king” was met with a response so swift and savage it could rival Reese’s fast break:
“I don’t do short kings. Sorry.”
Reese’s Slam Dunk Standards: 6’7″ and a Roster Spot
This isn’t Reese’s first time laying out her high-altitude romantic requirements. During a September episode with rapper Latto and singer Mariah the Scientist, the 6’3” forward got candid about her dating life. Spoiler: it’s as exclusive as an NBA playoff game.
“He’s gotta be tall. Like 6’7″ or 6’8″,” Reese declared unapologetically. When Mariah jokingly suggested that such towering candidates were likely NBA players, Reese didn’t hesitate to confirm. “Yeah, NBA,” she said with a confidence that could block any weak comeback.
Fans Cheer for Reese’s Rejection Game
Fans, as usual, ate up the exchange, flooding social media with memes, comments, and outright applause. Her blend of sass, self-assuredness, and humor has made her a favorite both on and off the hardwood.
“Angel Reese rejecting short kings is the kind of energy I’m bringing into 2025,” one fan tweeted, while another chimed in, “She’s got standards higher than her rebounds, and I respect that.”
And why shouldn’t she? Reese has built a brand on authenticity and unapologetic self-expression. Whether she’s shutting down comedians or sending defenders to the shadow realm with her footwork, Angel Reese is all about staying true to herself.
The Court Is Her Stage, and She’s Owning It
While her “short king” comment is the latest in a string of viral moments, Reese’s focus remains firmly on basketball. Her ability to dominate on the court while keeping fans entertained off it cements her as one of the most magnetic personalities in the WNBA.
One thing’s clear: whoever steps up to Angel Reese had better bring their A-game—and some serious height. After all, as she’s proven time and again, she plays above the rim, both in hoops and in life.
