Jewell Loyd, the Seattle Storm star known for her clutch shots and electric scoring, finds herself in the middle of a soap opera that’s part stats, part scandal, and fully ridiculous. The 2024 WNBA season wasn’t exactly a highlight reel for Loyd, whose scoring average dipped from a fiery 24.7 PPG last year to a lukewarm 19.7 PPG. And now, according to reports, her Nike bonus — tied to her performance — might just slip through her fingers.
The Nike Bonus: Just One Point Short
Loyd’s Nike contract reportedly includes a “performance-based” bonus requiring her to average 20 points per game. Yep, one measly point is the difference between cashing in and walking away empty-handed. Talk about cruel math. The report, published by Beta Basket’s Roberta Rodrigues, has since spiraled into social media chaos faster than a basketball in a 24-second shot clock.
Loyd’s agent, Jade-Li English, wasted no time calling foul on the media frenzy, accusing Rodrigues of being less journalist and more gossip columnist. English didn’t mince words, saying:
“I am not going to comment on everything you have posted, but you are posting lies. This is not journalism.”
Ouch. Shots fired, but not from behind the arc.
Rodrigues clapped back, insisting her sources are solid, claiming Loyd’s inner circle is hinting at the blame-game narrative surrounding Seattle coach Noelle Quinn. It’s a claim that has only fueled an already fiery debate.
Minutes, Misses, and a Coach Under Fire
Let’s break down the numbers: Loyd’s minutes were trimmed this year — from 35.4 per game in 2023 to 33.7. That’s barely enough time to binge a Netflix episode, let alone secure a Nike bag. But the reduced minutes aren’t the only culprit. Loyd’s shooting percentage also took a nosedive, particularly from three-point land. Last season, she shot a respectable 35.6% from deep; this year, that dropped to a dismal 27.4%.
If basketball had a blooper reel for percentages, this season’s shooting stats would be front and center.
Adding fuel to the drama, Seattle coach Noelle Quinn is under scrutiny for accusations of bullying and abuse. The Storm front office has reportedly brought in legal help to investigate the claims. While Quinn’s controversial tactics might have impacted the team’s morale, blaming her entirely for Loyd’s dip feels like trying to dunk from half-court — a stretch.
Still Storming… for Now
Loyd has a year left on her contract, earning a cool $249,032 before she hits unrestricted free agency in 2026. So, unless Seattle makes sweeping changes to its coaching staff, Loyd might have to continue working under Quinn’s tenure. Awkward, right? Imagine showing up to practice with all this drama swirling.
But let’s not forget, Loyd is no stranger to adversity. Whether she regains her scoring groove or decides to air out her frustrations in a tell-all memoir (working title: From Bonus to Bust), one thing’s clear — this story isn’t over.
As for Nike, maybe they could throw her a consolation sneaker deal: The Almost Air Loyds — for when you’re just one point short.
Stay tuned as the Seattle soap opera unfolds. Will Loyd reclaim her scoring crown? Will Quinn survive the firestorm? Will Nike revise their bonus benchmarks to include decimal points?