Angel Reese, the rookie sensation drafted No. 7 in the 2024 WNBA Draft, has been a whirlwind on the court and a vault of mystery off it. While her stat sheet reads like a basketball symphony—averaging a jaw-dropping double-double—her dating life has become the soap opera no one subscribed to but everyone keeps watching. Spoiler alert: the star forward isn’t auditioning for The Bachelor.
“I’m Not Interested,” She Said, Swatting Away Matchmakers Like Layups
The 22-year-old phenom recently dropped by her podcast, Unapologetically Angel, for a lighthearted chat with comedian Funny Marco. Lighthearted for Marco, at least. For Reese? It was a full-court press from Cupid’s benchwarmer. Marco, ever the comic point guard, lobbed name after name her way—celebrities, sitcom stars, and even a wheelchair-bound admirer. Each attempt was met with Reese’s no-nonsense defense.
“Marco, I’m where I’m at,” she fired back, halting his matchmaking fast break. When he tried to run a pick-and-roll with Tyler James Williams (Everybody Hates Chris fame), Reese deadpanned, “Nice try, but no.” And when Marco tried to push a mystery admirer into the game, Reese dunked on him metaphorically: “I hope he finds someone—but it’s not going to be me.”
Swiping Left on Love, Right on Growth
If you’re hoping Reese might soften her stance, think again. She’s made it abundantly clear: her focus is self-improvement, not swiping through dating apps. “I’m not looking for anybody, Marco. I don’t want anybody,” she said firmly, shutting down any chance of an assist. Reese’s rebuttals were so swift, you could practically hear the shot clock buzzer ringing.
And while her no-nonsense approach might sound harsh to some, it’s rooted in her commitment to becoming the best version of herself. Averaging 13 points and 13 rebounds a game, Reese is laser-focused on her craft, stating, “I don’t want to give half. If I’m in a relationship, I’m going to give everything I have.”
Love Life in the Public Eye? Hard Pass
This isn’t Reese’s first rodeo with public scrutiny. She previously had fans buzzing about a rumored romance with Detroit Pistons center Jalen Duren after being spotted rocking a Detroit jersey. But Reese has learned the hard way that public attention on private matters is about as fun as guarding a 6’8” center in overtime. “Now I see why people hide relationships,” she tweeted. “Y’all do THE MOST!”
Her new dating mantra? Privacy is the MVP. Reese vows to keep her personal life off the radar until there’s a ring involved—and we’re not talking championship bling.
Fans Divided Like a Zone Defense
While Reese’s unapologetic stance has earned her praise from fans who champion her independence, others have, predictably, been less supportive. Cue the endless polls and hot takes about whether she should focus solely on her career or try juggling both.
But Reese isn’t here for opinions. Whether she’s shaking defenders or shaking off unwanted advice, she knows exactly what she wants—and more importantly, what she doesn’t.
What’s Next for the Queen of Rebounds?
As the offseason looms, Reese has her eyes firmly set on the future. Come January, she’ll be suiting up for the Unrivaled League, where she’ll undoubtedly continue her dominance. Relationships can wait—her opponents can’t.
For now, Angel Reese is too busy conquering the hardwood and proving that independence, like her rebounding skills, is second to none. And to all the matchmakers out there: consider this your official timeout.
Angel Reese: 1, Love Life Drama: 0.
