The Detroit Lions are roaring into Week 12 with their fangs sharp and claws ready, sporting a league-best 9-1 record. Their latest prey? The middling Indianapolis Colts, who are clinging to a 5-6 season in what can only be described as a desperate game of “How to Stay Relevant in November.”
But before this matchup kicks off under the cozy roof of Lucas Oil Stadium, let’s sink our teeth into the Lions’ updated depth chart. Spoiler alert: it’s stacked, and yes, Jared Goff is still the King of the Pride.
Quarterbacks: Goff Knows Best
Jared Goff (16) continues to play like a quarterback possessed—by the spirit of someone who’s genuinely tired of being doubted. Behind him stands Hendon Hooker (2), waiting patiently like a backup dancer hoping for their big solo. Will we see Hooker this season? Probably not, unless the Lions wrap up the NFC North in record time.
Running Back Roulette: Gibbs + Montgomery = Thunder and Lightning
David Montgomery (5) and Jahmyr Gibbs (26) are the yin and yang of Detroit’s backfield, slashing through defenses like hot knives through butter. Craig Reynolds (13) provides depth, while rookie Sione Vaki (33) tags along like the team’s adorable little brother.
Wide Receivers: Amon-Ra and the Catch Club
Amon-Ra St. Brown (14) continues to channel his inner Egyptian god, catching everything in sight. Jameson Williams (9) finally seems ready to justify his draft hype. As for Allen Robinson (8)? Let’s just say he’s doing a great impression of a “veteran presence” in the locker room.
Offensive Line: A Wall with a Mission
Taylor Decker (68), Frank Ragnow (77), and Penei Sewell (58) are anchoring an offensive line that gives Goff enough time to check Instagram mid-play. Graham Glasgow (60) and Kevin Zeitler (71) complete the human wall, while the reserves patiently wait like understudies in a Broadway play.
Defense: Hungry Like the Lion
Interior Defensive Line
Alim McNeill (54) and DJ Reader (98) are redefining the term “run stuffers.” They don’t just stop running backs—they send them flying backward. Meanwhile, Levi Onwuzurike (91) and rookie Mekhi Wingo (94) are adding depth and destruction.
Linebackers
Jack Campbell (46) is playing MIKE linebacker like he’s auditioning for an action movie. The rest of the linebacker corps, including Malcolm Rodriguez (44) and Trevor Nowaske (53), are as reliable as a well-oiled Ford pickup.
Injuries? Sure, Alex Anzalone (34) and Jalen Reeves-Maybin (42) are out, but the Lions don’t seem too worried. Why? Because they’ve got depth—and swagger.
Secondary: Swipe or Be Swiped
Cornerback Carlton Davis (23) is playing with a hand injury but doesn’t need two hands to lock down receivers. Emmanuel Moseley (4) has finally returned, and rookie Terrion Arnold (0) is questionable, though his nickname should be “Game-Time Decision.”
Safety Brian Branch (32) continues to look like a Defensive Rookie of the Year candidate, while Kerby Joseph (31) patrols the backfield like a hawk with a jetpack.
Special Teams: The Silent MVPs
Jack Fox (3) continues to punt footballs into orbit, while Jake Bates (39) handles the kicking duties with the calm demeanor of someone who knows their job is safe. Kalif Raymond (11) is doing double duty as the punt and kick returner, proving once again that multitasking is a skill.
Final Thoughts: Lions on the Prowl
The Detroit Lions are walking into Lucas Oil Stadium with a swagger that screams, “We’ve got this.” The Colts? Well, they’ll need more than a horseshoe for luck against this juggernaut.
Buckle up, NFL fans. The Lions are looking to make Week 12 memorable—for themselves and anyone brave enough to stand in their way. Colts, you’ve been warned.
