Las Vegas Aces star Kelsey Plum is no stranger to high-pressure situations. She’s conquered Olympic games, dominated WNBA courts, and racked up accolades faster than most can name them. But this weekend, the two-time WNBA champion faced an opponent she wasn’t ready for: the double strawberry smoothie. And folks, it wasn’t a fair fight.
Plum took to Instagram on Monday to share a cautionary tale that left fans both amused and concerned. In a post dripping with regret (and maybe Gatorade to rehydrate), Plum revealed she fell victim to the dark side of fruity indulgence.
“Peeps, stay away … I ordered double strawberries this weekend, and my butt paying the price 😭😭😭😭,” she wrote. Yes, the guard who’s made a career of dodging defenders on the hardwood couldn’t escape the treacherous hands of food poisoning.
The culprit? A seemingly innocent smoothie from Jamba Juice. As it turns out, strawberries in the chain’s smoothies might be contaminated with Listeria, proving once again that life comes at you fast—and sometimes it comes with nausea and diarrhea.
Smoothies: The Silent Assassin of Brunch Culture
Plum’s story is a sobering reminder that even the healthiest-sounding treats can betray you. Sure, smoothies might look like a harmless blend of vitamins and Instagram-worthy aesthetics, but one bad sip can have you rethinking your life choices (and your grocery list).
As Plum preps for the upcoming Unrivaled League season, she’ll now be navigating an unexpected hurdle—recovery from what we can only imagine was a weekend spent questioning every strawberry she’s ever eaten.
From Smoothies to Cigars: Plum’s Whirlwind Week
But wait, there’s more! Before this weekend’s smoothie showdown, Plum had another Instagram moment, and this time it didn’t involve regrets. She announced that her very own cigar line has officially hit lounges. Yes, Kelsey Plum, basketball’s golden girl, is now in the cigar game.
In a heartfelt post, Plum reflected on the surreal journey.
“My cigar, now sold in lounges. If you would have told me that a couple of years ago, when I smoked my first cigar in this same lounge, I would have laughed,” she wrote. “Your life can look a lot different in a short time….in the best way.”
Call her a renaissance woman. From retiring opponents on the court to launching cigars, Plum seems determined to expand her brand in every direction—just maybe not into smoothie endorsements.
Honored by Huskies
Adding to her busy month, Plum received a career-defining honor from the University of Washington. The Huskies will retire her iconic No. 10 jersey in January, making her the first player on the women’s team to receive this distinction.
After torching college defenses as the program’s all-time leading scorer, Plum’s place in Washington basketball lore was never in doubt. Now, she’ll be enshrined forever—an achievement even Listeria can’t tarnish.
Final Thoughts: The Double Strawberry Curse
So, what have we learned here? First, life is unpredictable, even for superstars. Second, never underestimate the havoc a smoothie can wreak. And finally, Kelsey Plum might be down for now, but if history has taught us anything, she’ll bounce back stronger—likely with a smoothie boycott and maybe a new chapter in her cigar empire.
Until then, we’ll be here, rooting for her recovery and keeping an eye on our own grocery hauls. Stay safe out there, smoothie enthusiasts.
